Friday, February 10, 2012

The Lochness Monster does exsist!

After starting the year 0-2 in the great sex department and accepting once and for all I can no longer be with a non NASCAR man, I decided it was time to take action.  The Mechanic has been MIA since he dropped off my Christmas present, well, except for being seen around town with the (non) love of his life.  It's hard to explain, but, not seeing him, has not made me miss him, in fact, it's made it easy to forget him.

Last weekend, I partied like a RockStar.  We had VIP table service at the bar owned by the most popular NASCAR driver on the circuit.  It was insane and the sun appeared well before my head hit the pillow.  By the time Superbowl Sunday rolled around, I was all partied out.  However, I was on a mission and as my very best guy friend often reminds me... I have a vagina, therefore, I have all the power!  My mission started early Sunday afternoon with a text to a man who I've known for about 4 years.  As with the Mechanic, we too, had a strong sexual connection since the moment we met.  Our problem has always been 'timing'.  Either I was in a relationship or he was.  Well, turns out, we are both very much single.  I invited him over for dinner and Sangria's.  He accepted.  I started cooking and he arrived just after kick-off.  We started talking and drinking and eating and suddenly it was the 4th quarter of the SuperBowl.  We watched the end of the game and continued talking and drinking, when I noticed it was almost midnight and he still had made no effort to leave.  It was time...

He was sitting on the couch, I slowly rolled onto him, straddling him, thinking how the fuck did I get this lucky to have this beautiful man on my couch?  

(Side bar ~ When I say beautiful, I mean it.  He used to be a soap bopper star and just got done filming a tv commercial which will begin airing next weekend, not to mention works out everyday, twice a day.  Other men, want to be this man, he's THAT gorgeous.)

We start kissing, slowly, passionately, his hands firmly planted on my hips as I start moving them back and forth, feeling him harden underneath me.  We kiss for what feels like an eternity.  His hands find their way to my breasts, taking my nipples in his mouth and I swear to you, I almost came.  I take his head in my hands, kiss him and slowly stand up, unbuttoning and removing his pants, then his boxer briefs to unveil...

                                   "The Lochness Monster" 

Good Lord.  Let me say, he is white and I am not the least bit exaggerating when I say it was half way down his left leg and that's with a curve!!  I have never, ever, ever seen something this big with almost as much girth.  Let me put it this way, when I do a kegel during sex, normally, I can feel my vagina clamp down on said penis.  When trying to do a kegel on Lochness, there was NO clamping down, there was no room, at all!  Well, I wasn't about to let this go to waste.  

I put it in my mouth, it took some time but I worked it in and it felt so amazing to feel him getting even harder.  I mounted him and within seconds he grabbed his cock and began working it into me, that too, took sometime but I'm a professional, I was going to make that thing fit, no matter what.  I looked at him and said "Why the hell haven't we done this before?"  His response "Because you were playing hard to get!"  Cute.  He pulled my hair, I asked him to choke me, he did.  We looked into each others eyes the entire time.  Our bodies glistening in sweat.  It felt so good.  I asked him if we could just stay in this position indefinitely.  I was being serious and he did eventually lift me off himself!  We hung out for a while on the couch, naked, and his cock literally hung over the edge.  After admiring his gorgeous body, he got up and left but not before kissing me about 10 times on his way out the door.

I have been walking on a cloud all week, which in turn has made me start thinking.  The connection the Mechanic and I have is rare and even I wouldn't think anything of it, but the fact that friends, male and female, not to mention complete strangers, have literally come up to me talking about the electricity between us.  However, bottom line, he's married and we all have the choice to be happy or miserable.  He has chosen misery.  I have chosen happiness.  I am being honest, with regard to any relationship when I ask myself this question "Could I give up the Mechanic for this man?"  After knowing Lochness and finally being with him, yes, this could be the one!  Again, just thoughts, because in just over a week all hell may break loose.  The Mechanic and Lochness will be in the same place at the same time, let's just hope I won't have to make that decision.  However, I am seriously considering mobile updating because I have a feeling it's going to get crazy!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"He pulled my hair, I asked him to choke me, he did. We looked into each others eyes the entire time" Have you seen him since? Chemistry? Really, I must be missing something. Every time you have sex with someone - its the most amazing - earth shattering experience for everyone involved. You should perhaps pursue a career in erotic fiction literature vs your bartender career that your profile lists.

Taylor said...

Apparently, anonymous u don't read regularily cuz I haven't had anything close to good sex, much less 'earth shaddering' in months, as documented. Annnd yes, not that its any of your business but we are dating...

Taylor said...

Oh and anonymous , this is a blog , not sure where it states it has to be fiction or non-fiction. It can be whatever I want it to be!!

Anonymous said...

Fiction it is!!! Thanks for the clarification!

Taylor said...

Actually, I didn't clarify at all. However, u sound like a pretty miserable, bitter person who likes to judge situations on the basis of a story and then post as anonymous.... Don't be hating on somebody else's happiness!! Get a life!!

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Taylor said...

We don't do drama here so please feel free to take your negativity elsewhere!! Thanks!!